Harry Kewell a sex symbol?

HARRY KEWELL a sex symbol? No wonder he's got a groin strain!

Super-coach Guus Hiddink guides Socceroos to first World Cup win.

OOH! Doesn't it give you Guus bumps?

Not in my backyard!

SO WHERE the bloody hell are these nuclear plants going to be situated?

The Holy Grail.

FORGET The Da Vinci Code! Author Dan Brown has got it all wrong. The Holy Grail is located on hallowed ground in Germany.

Broken Dreams

ENGLAND'S cricket fans must be barmy - buying tickets en masse just to witness their dreams turn to ashes.