Wednesday, December 20, 2006

English lose the Ashes

NO wonder the English lost the Ashes. Their bowlers are outmoded - they're old hat!

Friday, December 15, 2006

Ashes to ashes

ASHES to ashes: I sincerely hope the Barmy Army's trumpet player is familiar with the score ... of the Dead March.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

English cricket team.

THE English cricket team: duds army?