Maria Sharapova grunts!

Some awful noises emanate from the mouth of tennis star Maria Sharapova. But let us not be too hard on thepoor girl ... after all, GRUNT is not a four-letter word!

Graffiti

Graffiti: writing on the scrawl.

Harbajan Singh is a chucker!

Indian spin bowler Harbajan Singh must stop throwing ... fits!

Keep to the left, dummy!

In the UK, motorists drive on the left-hand side. Australians should try it!

No Rhodes scholars.

In Sweden, dummies test cars. In Australia ... they drive 'em!

Happy New Year!

Every New Year arrives with an unwritten guarantee that the year thereafter will follow indisputably. This, along with death and taxes, is an absolute certainty.

On your marks!

We don't have to WIN the human race ... just SAVE it.