AFL fails to have clout

THE AFL fails to hold clout,
So the bad boys continue to flout
Their job as role model.
The system is twaddle.
It should be ONE strike...and you're OUT!

Sweet Jesus!

BET that life-size chocolate statue of Jesus tastes.....er......Heavenly!

New pie-cum-pizza

THEY'RE now making a yummy pie-cum-pizza here in Australia. I hereby name it a Piezza.